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The famous funny quotes pages have been so popular we have decided to add a 3rd page! This is the home of some famous quotes that happen to be funny. So check out the famous quotes and buy a few t-shirts today.

Q203. Action is the last resource of those who do not know how to dream. - Oscar Wilde

Q204. Give me chastity and abstinence, O Lord, but not today. - St. Augustine

Q205. It is better to waste one's youth, than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Q206. I never indulge in rhyme or stanza
Unless I'm in bed with the influenza.
- Quintus Ennius

Q207. There are moments when everything goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. - Jules Renard

Q208. Only useless things are indespensable. - Francis Picabia

Q209. Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. - Lenny Bruce

Q210. Money costs too much. - Ross McDonald

Q211. The basis of optimism is sheer terror. - Oscar Wilde

Q212. The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw

Q213. Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Q214. What other people think of me is not my business. - Andrew Kudiacik

Q215. May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

Q216. Superstition brings bad luck. - Dr. Saul Gorn

Q217. Confusion is mightier than the sword. - Abbie Hoffman

Q218. If I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Q219. I cling to my imperfection as the very essence of my being. - Anatole France

Q220. I've been on a calendar, but never on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Q221. Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead

Q222. I'm always at a loss how much to believe my own stories. - Washington Irving

Q223. I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true. - Katharine Hepburn

Q224. My life has been one long descent into respectability. - Mandy Rice Davies

Q225. Stay in your own movie. - Ken Kesey

Q226. All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Q227. I drink to make other people interesting. - George Jean Nathan

Q228. Reality is just a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

Q229. Whenever you receive a letter from a creditor write fifty lines upon some extraterrestrial subject and you will be saved. - Charles Baudelaire

Q230. The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it. - G. K. Chesterton

Q231. If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have gotten anywhere. - Marilyn Monroe.

Q232. Those who would take over the earth and shape it to their will, never, I notice succeed. - Lao Tzu

Q233. It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get up. - W. Somerset Maugham

Q234. Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do. - Oscar Wilde

Q235. Immortality - a fate worse than death. - Edgar A. Shoaff

Q236. The sins I regret the most are the one's I didn't commit. - Elie Wiesel

Q237. The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem

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