Football Quotes on T-shirts
Many football quotes on t-shirts are quite funny and
represent some of the most famous names in the game.
For famous and funny football quotes on t-shirts you've
come to the right page, so jump right in and tackle
a few tees today. Football quotes on t-shirts are perfect
for any weekend or sandlot game or going to see a live
game for yourself. So, buy a few funny tees today and
let the games begin!
Fo1. Most football teams
are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
Fo2. One accusation you
can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.
- Alan Shearer
Fo3. I'd rather play in
front of a full house than an empty crowd. - Johnny
Fo5. Baseball is what we
were, football is what we have become.
- Mary McGrory
Fo6. I learned that if you
want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is,
you can make it. - Gale Sayers
Fo7. When in doubt, punt!
- John Heisman
Fo8. The road to Easy Street
goes through the sewer. - John Madden
Fo9. Maybe a good rule in
life is never become too important to do your own laundry.
- Barry Sanders
Fo10. It's not the size
of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in
the dog. - Archie Griffen
Fo11. Pro football is like
nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
-- Frank Gifford
Fo12. Football isn't a contact
sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact
-- Duffy Daugherty
Fo13. I wouldn't ever set
out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know,
important -like a league game or something. - Dick Butkus
Fo14. Nobody in football
should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein. - Joe Theismann
Fo15. Football is, after
all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions
without going to jail for it. - Heywood Hale Broun
Fo16. I'd catch a punt naked,
in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the
NFL. - Steve Henderson
Fo17. Football is not a
game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental
truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback
of 30,000 generations of anthropological time. - Arnold
Fo18. American football
makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. - Sue Lawley
Fo19. I may be dumb, but
I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
Fo20. College football is
a sport that bears the same relation to education that
bullfighting does to agriculture. - Elbert Hubbard
Fo21. 12th Man
See what the linebackers say about our funny football
quotes on t-shirts:
These funny t-shirts with football quotes are totally
rad, man! I mean, dude, you can't get a better selection
of football quotes that you can wear to a game than
these. These are like my all-time tubular favorites
when it comes to tees. When I'm feeling gnarly I look
at my closet full of funny football quotes and laugh
my baggy pants ass off.
- Buck Ditkis