T-shirt slogans make the world go round, especially
if they're funny. That is why we offers so many different
t-shirts slogans on this page - to make you laugh! Okay,
so a grunt, snicker or chortle will also do. Be that
as it may, the t-shirt slogans on this page have been
vetted from thousands of possibilities to bring you
only the top possible choices on the web. Okay, that
may be overstating it a bit. Basically, we just write
the t-shirt slogans that make us laugh and then post
them here. Hope you like them.
D1. Save the trees. Eat a beaver.
D2. You're killing me!
D3. Will Scratch My Butt For Food.
D4. A Farce To Be Reckoned With
D5. I get everything I set my mind to -
now where did I set my mind?
D6. Oh No He Didn't!
D7. I'm not a stable boy but every morning,
I wake up a horse's ass.
D8. Gene Pool Full. Get Out!
D9. I pee in the shower.
D10. Teachers are Weapons of Mass Instruction
D11. If I was you, I wouldn't be me!
D12. No She Dinn't!
D13. Pianist Envy
D14. School is where they put you to learn
while you're trying to do other things.
D15. Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just
shoot to kill.
D16. I'm on Debt Row.
D17. My Search Engine
Ran Out Of Gas.
D18. Read the fine print, dumbass.
D19. Figment of my own imagination.
D20. Queen Be-atch
D21. Forever Jung.
D22. I suffer from premature infatuation.
D23. Up Yours
D24. The real me sucks, too!
D25. Denial is a good thing if used correctly.
D26. No Titty Twisters Please!
D27. I do all of my own stunts
D28. Equal Opportunity Annoyer
D29. I've just had an out-of-body experience,
but wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.
D30. Bad Hair Day
(don't cross me)
D31. Impatience is not to be tolerated!
D32. Mom Likes Me Best
D33. Dad Likes Me Best
D34. There was an ocelot named Lancelot who liked
to sing and dance a lot, who got into my pants a lot.
Damn, that Lancelot!
D35. This body best viewed with Internet Explorer
4.0 or higher.
D36. Save The Drama For Your Mama!
D37. Check out the Junk in my Trunk!
D38. A penny for your thoughts. A dollar if you flash
D39. And Yet, I Digress.
D40. Save a tree. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl.
D42. And your point is...
D43. Fraidy Cat
D45. Looking Good Is A Curse
D46. If you don't want me looking, stop looking so
D47. Blunt Force Trauma Enthusiast
D48. Nice Rack
D49. Could Be Worse
D50. I'm Brainstorming Here (And Quite A Storm It
D51. Which Is Bigger, A Bazillion Or A Gazillion?
D52. Eat. Sleep. Mate. Repeat.
D53. God wants us to be happy, otherwise He never
would have created Internet Porn.
D54. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her
D55. Major Yabbos
D56. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Life Is But
D57. I Get Enough Excercise Just Pushing My Luck
D58. It's only funny until someone falls...then it's
D59. LOOK, but don't touch.
D60. Best In Show
D61. You Will Do For Now
D62. Will Flash 4 Food
D64. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
D65. All of us were born crying. Some of us outgrow
D66. No good ever came from the phrase "I don't
have enough work to do".
D67. Polygamy Loves Company
D68. If smell is associated with memory, all I can
remember are farts.
D69. Kansas: Where You Are Forbidden To Evolve
D70. I've done a lot of soul searching and there's
D71. Check Out My iBone
D72. I'm sorry, your complaint is way too whiny to
D73. Bicycle and Recycle
D74: Don't feel bad, somebody always has it worse
than you do. And, don't feel good, somebody always has
it better, too.
Hear what the high profile people are saying about
the t-shirt slogans on this page:
Yeah, these weird little t-shirt slogans are creeping
me out, man. I mean, these funny and wacky t-shirt slogans
make me laugh and all. But, I never laugh. That's why
I am creeped out. I mean, I laughed once back in the
16th century, but that was long ago and I've forgotten
how to laugh since then. Until visiting this page, that
is. And then these humorous t-shirt slogans just blew
me away and now I'm beside myself. You, know, like a
- Kim Jung Il
These t-shirt slogans are a bunch of malarkey I tell
you! They are really pissing me off! I'm not used to
laughing so hard and in fact, I don't want to laugh
hard. But, I lose control of me bodily functions when
I read the t-shirt slogans on this page. How did these
people get so many damned funny t-shirt slogans all
in one spot in beyond me.
- Pope Benedict